You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...