What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
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A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
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Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
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