Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...