Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...