Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...