Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Who drove that bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...