Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
More than a hundred percent
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Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...