George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...