New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...