Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...