New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...