Dead Wife?
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Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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