In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...