Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...