Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...