What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...