Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...