Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...