Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...