What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
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Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...