What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...