A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...