To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...