Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...