Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...