Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...