What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...