The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...