Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...