An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...