A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...