Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...