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At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
I’ve got the lumber
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Taking the final exam
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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
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