Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...