Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...