Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...