Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...