Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...