Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...