Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...