blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...