If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...