Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.