I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
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