Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...