Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...