Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...