What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...