Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...