Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...