Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...